“Are We About to Kiss?”

New sculpture by Beth Simcock and Joe Amies

> what happens if my lps has a crush on another lps?

>if you want to, make them a couple! They are toys, and you make their story, so be creative!

When you adopt a pet, think, “would this be a pet I would like, or abandon?”

Play with them often so that they don’t feel lonely

(you make the blood in my hands go fizzy)

My dad says i’m starting to speak like a valley girl

We could grow our nails out long and paint them green.

Love you for ever and ever and ever xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo x

What would Barbie do, if she got lost in the woods?

grape-scented chapstick

>what if I let my pony watch a scary movie?

>then you would probably have to let it sleep with you at night so that it doesn’t get scared or have nightmares

Plasters at the bottom of the swimming pool.

>Barbie’s hair won’t grow back.

>help with a crooked head?

I still remember my old phone number.